T: We Just Got a Letter

This leash was kinky before

But now it’s become my noose.

With a breath, call me Whore

Then

Turn around, call me Muse.

(Pick a lane, Silly Goose!)

This is one step away from abuse!

What’s the point of a safe phrase or word

If you still plan to turn this acute obtuse?

Here’s a hint (for your free use):

Time-out.

Sit.

Think.

My shit’s a Tesla

Not an Accord.

(And the next time I say, A Clue! A Clue!

Don’t disrespect me with, Oh boy, Blue Skadoo~!)

Lay an Egg