Car Bombs (A Disapproving Nod to Kevin Hearne)

Holy beef.
I don’t care
what Atticus’ fictitious
account may reveal.
Urban Jesus Christ,
Prince of Peace,
would NOT
have been slamming back
Irish car bombs
after Guinness
and after a shot of Jesus-
class-A whiskey.
He’s a metropolitan
gin-and-tonic man
for certain.
End beef.

(Atticus and Urban Jesus belong to Kevin Hearne. I only wish I had created them for The Iron Druid Chronicles [which is also not mine, unfortunately.])


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